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- 27 February 2012 Seeing a homeless man wake up on the ground and then walk away with a stiff back reminds me of me. I used to think the one advantage to a stiff mattress or park bench was the comfort in knowing you would have a nice straight spine. But seeing this guy in pain after waking up on cement reminds me that back pain is universal.
- 26 May 2012 The most recent photo of the loch ness monster just happened to be at a Thai restaurant in hollywood. #padthai
- 26 July 2011 This is a russian smoking a cigarette. His arm is the size of my waist. I told him not to smoke. He asked me what I was planning to do about it. I told him, "I could light it for you."
- 13 May 2012 my favorite part of shopping is playing the drums till they give me a discount.
- 10 June 2011 Sometimes in life two of the most powerful mustaches get together for an afternoon of taking on bullies. On this day we won.
- 20 April 2012 Do squatter's rights apply to coffee bean and tea leaf? They do try and keep the homeless from using the bathroom but I guess they need a new sign forbidding the homeless from actually going to the bathroom on the floor. I guess maybe they should allow everyone to use the bathroom if they buy a double latte. Sometimes being regular in LA can be very irregular.
- 24 May 2012 I repair all my divots on the golf course.
- 06 July 2012 finally found something my car is faster than.
- 22 July 2012 No! I said I need a whistle. None of that other shit goes with this outfit!
- 03 July 2012 I do all my own dancing on #howtorock. This move was taught to me by a bear outside of yemen in 97.Thumbs up while toes down. Very dangerous
- 21 July 2012 From my spiderman screen test. I was in the hunt but was too old and wouldn't climb dirty buildings. and the cobweb gun kept jamming.
- 20 July 2012 How to Rock c lo coming soon. When I slouch my mouth opens. Not sure where the connection is but it was temporary.