27 February 2012Seeing a homeless man wake up on the ground and then walk away with a stiff back reminds me of me. I used to think the one advantage to a stiff mattress or park bench was the comfort in knowing you would have a nice straight spine. But seeing this guy in pain after waking up on cement reminds me that back pain is universal.
26 May 2012The most recent photo of the loch ness monster just happened to be at a Thai restaurant in hollywood. #padthai
26 July 2011This is a russian smoking a cigarette. His arm is the size of my waist. I told him not to smoke. He asked me what I was planning to do about it. I told him, "I could light it for you."
13 May 2012my favorite part of shopping is playing the drums till they give me a discount.
10 June 2011Sometimes in life two of the most powerful mustaches get together for an afternoon of taking on bullies. On this day we won.
20 April 2012Do squatter's rights apply to coffee bean and tea leaf? They do try and keep the homeless from using the bathroom but I guess they need a new sign forbidding the homeless from actually going to the bathroom on the floor. I guess maybe they should allow everyone to use the bathroom if they buy a double latte. Sometimes being regular in LA can be very irregular.
24 May 2012I repair all my divots on the golf course.
06 July 2012finally found something my car is faster than.
22 July 2012No! I said I need a whistle. None of that other shit goes with this outfit!
03 July 2012I do all my own dancing on #howtorock. This move was taught to me by a bear outside of yemen in 97.Thumbs up while toes down. Very dangerous
21 July 2012From my spiderman screen test. I was in the hunt but was too old and wouldn't climb dirty buildings. and the cobweb gun kept jamming.
20 July 2012How to Rock c lo coming soon. When I slouch my mouth opens. Not sure where the connection is but it was temporary.
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