21 January 2013Wait a second. Am I really going to have to do #thetest now? I thought they were just kidding. I even had to borrow that suit.
27 February 2012Seeing a homeless man wake up on the ground and then walk away with a stiff back reminds me of me. I used to think the one advantage to a stiff mattress or park bench was the comfort in knowing you would have a nice straight spine. But seeing this guy in pain after waking up on cement reminds me that back pain is universal.
27 June 2011I miss this penguin. I kissed this penguin. I liked it. Yes. I kissed a penguin and I liked it. Penguins like fish. I still don't know if a penguin is a fish or a bird. But I do know for sure they are all gentlemen.
27 February 2012
15 May 2012this just seems like a set up to me. sure looks like we are being sent into a dark place.
11 May 2012The best part about being the only adult, questionable, on a Nickelodeon show, How to Rock, is that when the band needs a ride to the concert I negotiate royalties and vocals. Our band is called No Direction and we give One Direction a run for their money if they had no idea where they were going. Chris, Max, Adult and Noah. Let the screams of the fans begin. Most scream, lose the old guy. "But he's our ride."
16 December 2012
19 April 2012I don't wear a bulletproof vest everyday but when I do I hope the people shooting at me know the rules of combat and that they are not allowed to aim above or below the bulletproof vest. That's why when I wear the vest I make sure it is over the shirt so they see where they should be aiming. Also, on a side note, I don't suggest wearing this into a bank. But I will say, the line opened up rather quickly.
08 May 2013Selfies scare me.
11 November 2012Opie is the kind of rebel that is not afraid to flip off a federal agent carrying a gun made of dark chocolate.
28 March 2013In LA even the fire hydrants are homeless.
07 May 2012thought of the day. my stomach growled and I wrote down what I thought I heard it say.
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